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[a_goldstein]

I feel so popular!
Can everyone just take note of how I was featured in not one, but two articles in Witch Weekly? I need to capitalize on my new fame. Though I am a bit miffed that no one mentioned my amazing outfits in either of the stories! What's the point of being a celebrity if no one knows what you were wearing!

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[homemadeingredients]

Well, it's not like you want me think you smell amazing.

[a_goldstein]

I guess you're not really my type. Unless you've turned into a rugged quidditch bloke while I wasn't looking. You haven't, have you? Because that would solve all my romantic woes.

[homemadeingredients]

No I have definitely not. I'm not your type. I know it's horrible and unfortunate for me, but it's just the way life is. We have to accept it and move on, I suppose. I know it's heartbreaking.

[a_goldstein]

It really is a tragedy. We would make such a gorgeous couple. Well, you would. I would be weedy and awkwardly adorable.

[homemadeingredients]

Wait, I wouldn't be awkwardly adorable? I think it's more possible that I'd be the the awkwardly adorable in our impossible couple! I'm already akward and I'd like to be considered adorable.

[a_goldstein]

Nope! You're the perfect glamorous Demi-goddess with the amazing hair and truly remarkable teeth! I'm the awkward bumbler who knocks everything over but somehow manages to still be charming.

But of course while you're busy being amazing, perfect, and just generally better looking than everyone else you still somehow manage to be adorable.itsjust not fair.

[homemadeingredients]

You see me with rose colored glasses and with a lot of biased. And way too hard on yourself. You are a brilliant, awesome superhero.

So you do think I'm adorable?

[a_goldstein]

I only see you as you really are pet. And anyone who thinks differently is kidding themselves.

A superhero? I like that! I'll be *da da da duuum* Inseam Boy! Able to take a perfect inseam in a single bound!

Of course I do. And not just because you look adorable either. You're the sweetest thing on two legs, and don't you forget it!

[homemadeingredients]

I must be kidding myself then.

I'm going to call you Inseam Boy from now on, just so you know.

You're sweet, Anthony. Thank you.

[a_goldstein]

You are. But I love you anyway, even when you sell my best friend short!

Ooh! Ooh! Can that make you Hemlune Girl!?

[homemadeingredients]

Sure you can call me Hemline Girl.